corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

sinaxi:

_{The templars have everything! For a thousand years they’ve had the knights, the lyrium, the bloody Maker on their side!}

THERE CAN BE NO PEACE.

avocadoclarity:

deviantart / website

victoriousvocabulary:

POMACEOUS

[adjective]

of, relating to, bearing, or characteristic of apples or pomes.

Etymology: from New Latin pōmāceus, from Latin pōmum - apple.

[Butterfly Apple]

I’m actually proud of this. I don’t draw often because its usually terrible #drawing #guesswho

Endless List of Favorite Video Game Characters
↳ MORRIGAN (Dragon Age: Origins)

sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

rileylaroux:

teratomarty:

gaywrites:

The Social Security Administration announced Friday they will no longer require proof of genital reassignment surgery in order for a person to change the gender marker on their Social Security card. 

The SSA removed its requirement that transgender people wanting to amend their gender on a Social Security card provide proof of gender reassignment surgery, opting instead for more inclusive language simply mandating that a transgender person provide a passport or birth certificate reflecting their accurate gender, or a certification from a physician confirming that the individual has had appropriate clinical treatment for gender transition. The SSA’s revision brings its policy in line with changes made in the past three years by the U.S. State Department and Veterans Health Administration. 

“Most people may not see this as a big deal, but transgender people know that this seemingly small technical change will protect their privacy and give them more control over their own lives” said Mara Keisling, executive director of the National Center for Transgender Equality, in a statement heralding the announcement.

The SSA reportedly also issued guidelines for officials to abide by when interviewing transgender people, such as correct pronoun usage and asking respectful questions. Amazing victory. 

This is amazing news

How about some awesome news to break that mess up?

mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

“Can I ask you though, on the topic of child stardom and Hollywood prototypes and stereotypes, you never became a diva.”

modestdemidov:

*sprawls out seductively on your bed* *reaches into my pants* *pulls out my cellphone* what’s ur wifi password

hitoritabi:

yes-miss-nisa:

ameliated:

im-not-your-average-teenager:

eternalseptember:

Other Half

I love this so much

The Origin of Love. Beautifully illustrated.

I really can’t wait to find you.

I still believe you are out there.

theartofanimation:

Yu Cheng Hong